weird stuff. (100% REAL!)
The Church of the flying spagetthi monster
and now...a GAME. i write twenty times the number 20, and you say these numbers out loud. after you said the last 20, you have to say a vegetable. any which comes to your mind. ATTENTION: say the numbers as quickly as you can!! otherwise it won't work!! so..LET'S GO! (NO CHEATING!)
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...SAY A VEGETABLE!
was it CARROT?! if yes, then the test proved its meaning!!! =D it's a psychological test, which shows that after twenty times saying the number 20, you think about the vegetable CARROT.
so well, if it didn't work.. it doesn't matter so much.
And here: just 4fun stuff.
25 reasons why it's better to be a woman
01. There's more variety of clothes.
02. It doesn't matter if you're shy.
03. There's always someone who carries your heavy suitcases.
04. When it comes to ship accidents, women and children are the first who get saved.
05. We can lay on make up if there's something to hide.
06. We can use lipstick, lipgloss, and color our nails.
07. Men hold the door open for us
08. At the theatre, we always get to choose the movie
09. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch
10. We don't have to paint the house or walls
11. We don't have to drive when on a date
12. When women are short, we're petite
13. We can hug our friends without others wondering if WE’RE gay...
14. If we forgot to shave, no one has to know.
15. We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
16. Usually guys make the first step.
17. You'll never discover you've been fooled by a Wonderbra
18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
19. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg
20. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return
21. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats
22. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man
23. We can wear fancy, sparkly things
24. People won't think we're losers when we cry
25. We have breasts :D
25 reasons why it's better to be a man
01. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
02. Men only need one suitcase for vacation.
03. They can go to the toilet themselves.
04. They don't spend much money on clothes
05. You don't have the period.
06. If you are 37 and single, nobody notices.
07. if somebody is dressed like you at a party, you don't hate him and in fact he can become your best friend.
08. You can quietly watch a football game with your buddy without thinking "he must be mad at me".
09. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
10. The garage is all yours.
11. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
12. New shoes don't cut, mangle, or blister your feet.
13. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
14. You'll never experience the pain of childbirth.
15. You can pee standing up.
16. Movie nudity is mostly female....
17. You don't have to carry a purse with lots of stuff in it.
18. You won't get hasseled by weirdos on the street.
19. Men don't have to worry if they'll be pregnant after a one night stand
20. You can take your shirt off if it gets too hot.
21. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing
22. You keep your last name.
23. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
24. You can never be pregnant.
25. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
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